In a recent expedition to the far-reaching remote regions of the pacific ocean, scientists searching for a rare species of plant accidentally uncovered a world never-before seen by human eyes.
Researchers were elated by the discovery of over 150 new species of desserts, including two new breeds of Sugar Magnolia Triple-Tailed Tree-Topping Truffle Snail, the Cookie Crumble Aardvarkalope and even the Pumpkin Spice Raisin Beetle.
“This is easily the greatest discovery of the last 30 years in terms of sheer importance to the understanding of culinary zoology,” said Professor Schvëttf, of the German Institute for the Advancement of Cultural Fudge Research.
The professor, upon hearing of the discovery began applying for grants and assembling a new team of researchers to conduct a full expedition to the territory in the coming summer months. He is optimistic that a thoroughly conducted sweep of the area will yield even more finds.
Figure 1: Geochelone coffeacacao fadenii
Wild Chocolate Chip Mocha Bean Torte-oise, a newly discovered distant cousin of the Turtle Bar
“We hope that by obtaining proper permission from the island’s tribal officials that we will be granted unprecedented access to one of the richest, most unspoiled, natural dessert habitats in the world. This could lead to the discovery of hundreds of desserts man has never dreamed of. We may have an opportunity to even confirm the existence of local legends such as the extremely secretive Nougat Eagle, The Parfait Weevil, or even… [pause] I can’t believe I’m entertaining the idea of this… a troop of Miniature German Chocolate Bunny Cakes. To see them, now, in their natural habitat… there are no words.”
